If I had a dollar for every time a doodle was just words, I'd be...

Garlic! So much garlic! Delicious, yet why do evil spirits disagree? If I were an evil spirit, I would go to where the garlic was, to eat it

An elephantine dwarf stumbles across the excrement left by a magic dog.

A painting of some sheep in a green field under the blue sky.

A volcano is bawling like he just broke up with his girlfriend, who is not volcanic.

The inner sanctum of the Bush-Cheney conspiracy war room, with Obama leafing through secret Iran war plans and nodding to himself.

Waldo died on the cross for the sins of lizards everywhere

A jug of milk stares angrily at a nervous shopper who is holding a piece of goat cheese.

A man with elephant feet says "waka waka."

Donkey is singing a song at Karaoke night, brandishing a cane and top hat.

DJ Yellow Hello mixes some tunes for them folks in the old telly.

There is so much foliage that it's impossible to see what's behind it.