Two men wearing brown ride a unicorn while firing water pistols.

A confused man with a massive erection tells Jesus to "Help yourself", presumably trying to solicit the son of God to perform a sex act?

A slightly overweight looking John Lennon says "No thank you" to taking weight loss pills. He's too groovy to slim down. Peace out dude.

Just "I'm high"

Severely disabled blonde woman snorts her spaghetti up her nose.

Woman (or man?) is horrified by a massive poop.

Blue beetle dreams of becoming a beautiful purple and yellow butterfly! :D awwww!

Man with one massive buck tooth thinks his green apple "smell good"

Fashionable Nazi boots.

A giant floating head with glasses next to a blackboard with "southern accent" written on it. 4 people watch from the foreground.

M is the bawss! All other letters suck.

Mr Hankey in a blond wig shares a bucket of KFC and watermelon with a very perturbed looking fat man with an afro.

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