Pissed of monochrome dinausor (people stole my colors)

Politically correct child pornography

An ad for a VEGETARIAN ADULT MOVIE RENTAL STORE

The sun god Appollo played a prank on winnie the pooh: he put razor blades in the honeypot winnie is sad and confused.

Look at my gween showts an' ma big-ass choppa bike, mofo

Your lashes will be 182 times longer

Starman from earthbound... Or Patrick with a cape

A half-lipped robot-zombie is asking for cancer-sticks

Prof. Jackson demonstrates the factual inevitability of rape. (1+1 = RAPE)

The sun shoots gold nuggets at friendly leaf and his friend the redhead

The oven is on fire so the boy used his 4 foot long arm to grap the phone and scream for "Halp!"

A moose with a bad case of hemorroids looks angry and square-headed

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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