baby abraham lincoln goes to /v/idya

a taiwanese ripoff of yoda from star wars

A catapult explodes puppies.

Abraham Lincoln winks at you.

the united states military is going back to the middle ages in terms of weaponry

Sonic the Hedgehog propels himself by farting.

Sinful Athiests worshipping Satan and Charles Darwin.

Someone steals a sweet roll.

Four blades of purple grass named "Soul-Soul". Possibly asian.

Spongebob gently caresses a squid nose, while whispering "squidward.."

A snake is confused about easter grass.

A person who considers five miles per hour fast.