Just finished taking my senior portrait, and I must say I do look dashing.

This uh, this may or may not be Sparta. I mean, I don't know, just please don't hurt m e and fall into this hole PLZ.

surprise buttsex durring a game of twister

gotta go fast

Possibly the most terrifying thing Ive ever seen

DO RETARDED PEOPLE KNOW THEY ARE RETARDED? HOLY FUCK AM I RETARDED?

pinasshole needs more paint

well, this is either a potato or poop... I'll let you decide.

This gentleman is giving you a very disproving look.

banana worm

This cat is obviously Jesus

i wish i could shoot myself in the face with a pizza