When two fish combine into one, it can fly to the sun!

Clown on acid driving lawn mower.

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It's the new marvel superhero "Superfag", there wherever there is weed... to join them.

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Doodle or Die

George Bush is so bad at food fights, nobody wants him on their team so he cries.

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Man cries out as the lego monster murders him with a broken pitchfork

Alladin fighting off flying snakes

How would our solar system look if space was full of snow?

There are a couple of worms in love on this desserted apple

It's a weapon of choice for any rainbow warrior.

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