A pineapple has a one-night-stand with a life preserver.

A fuckin happy spider. Look at that happy spider. Look at it. It knows how to smile even though it's missing a leg. HAPPY FUCKING SPIDER

Don't kick my face, because I carry a family in my ass!

Pringles man with a huge, blonde mustache.

Dolan duck hangs from a telephone wire, crying because his wife dumped his sorry ass because they made a babby.

flying clothes!

Doodle or Die

Grandma offers a gaggle of children FREE CANDY

You won the idiot trophy.

Punching a mynah bird in its dumb face

Seme voldemort and uke ron...

Horned boy turning to ash :D

Dogs dig chicks.

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