Don't jump orange man just because your arms are long doesn't mean your life is bad

dont hurt me big bird i dont have any cash jesus fuck

Horny creature in yellow playing blue vuvuzelas

hamsteak

CRAAAAAAWWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN

Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair? About seven years old?

A man recites to Sonic the Hedgehog's decapitated head the tale of his friend's horrible sex experience.

A man named Wanker tries to convert a Frenchman to christianity

Deathly ill people line up for a Thirty Seconds to Mars concert.

A twisty alien denies his alleged affair with the space princess

Tom Nook

A man whose eye slowly drifts into space, displays a poorly-made blue nose, which relays the message to him, "Meow".