chris hansen asks adam jensen to play pinball, jensen consults his conscience in the form of a cat that produces cheeseburgers

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cheeto kills princess

man looks at cat which causes him to urinate in possible response to sexual pleasure

Hitler if he was in the simpsons

somebody's speech turns into stone as an allegory for something

man gets harassed by his antivirus provider

charles manson uses meme arrows

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