The only way you can enjoy a cold Dr. Pepper is by killing your parents... Trust me.

an adventurer tries to buy potions, but is faced with the merchants stone faced denial, for they are too strong for him to drink

Son i am robot

AH FUCK IT HURTS MY HANDS

a bee with jet engines on it's ass flying fast as fuck to make yo' honey

the hottest new album 'syndrome of a downs' with the classic /v/igaro lyrics

gondola slave trade, one gondola in the crowd is facing the wrong way

ace combat, if one of the pilots was a tsundere weeaboo

a newfag makes a rookie mistake upon entering /v/ and pays the price

whoopi goldberg

Pompadour'd army cadet stands proudly showing his rifle, drill sergeant points at him in anger cos he gonna get dicked by satan now

My julie, she turns me on with her big babalons