yoshi seducing mario

creepy homer simpson likes what he sees

Him from the Powerpuff Girls, making pancakes

space invaders!!!!

you, eating your favorite halloween candy

fat guy wearing lipstick with a bowl cut thinks he's a pretty girl

fedora wearing neckbeard slices off the head of someone who triggered his m'lady

a bunch of pedestrians pretending they don't see a fucking car about to hit their bitch asses because "hurr durr we have the right of way"

satan (the kind with faun legs) touched a hot roast chicken and burned his hand

an owl hooting

vampire's eye, crying

chubby man at Sarah's birthday party was stabbed to death by an unknown party guest. Sounds like a game of Clue, no?