A subway cookie eating itself

a book that doesn't want to be opened as it isn't wearing clothes

An alien that has never seen a hand before as everyone on her planet has green boobs.

The sun is happy to see the cloud spread its firey rain down upon the earth.

A sad muffin because the toast broke up with it.

A building that just wants to run away but its legs are too stiff.

A vagina

A wine glass being tipsy.

A very sad man that can't dye his hair anything but blonde

An elephant that enjoys smoking and riding a tiny bike.

The number 7 trying to be a leopard and blending in.

A possessed cow that found a cross and wants to eat it.