Eat shit (not you!!! the doodle is a plate full of shit... I'm sorry?)

Hamburger with mustard on top of it. What a mess. Who did that?

I'm so sorry. I really tried but I have no idea what this is supposed to be. Draw a penguin with sunglasses I guess.

A TV commercial about a "hot new toy" which is a rope to hang yourself. It is 77,99$ + shipping (A great offer! Buy now and you get 2!!!)

A giant butt is shitting on a naked running man

Discount Pikachu with white dots all over it

A cat throwing up on a chair

A guy is thinking about taking a boat out for a ride

A giant ass is trying to crush a person with a huge shit. The person is screaming "Run for your lives!"

North Korea finally launched those nukes they keep talking about

A guy is fishing on a very yellow beach

A guy protesting against religion in front of a Christian Church is punished by Zeus, "the sky and thunder god" (Wikipedia, 2017).

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