Scout has rabies, not really a surprise.
Crocodile Mundy
Scout hiking through the artic while eating cake. Also he's pissed off about it.
Tis I, the Frenchiest Fry.
Medic has too many birds, the team has to hold an intervention.
Scout eats 12 lava cakes and starts to regret his life choices.
Medic, I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest medicine.