"BITE THE PILLOW" -- "But, Father Smith, I don't want too!" -- "BITE IT!!!"

Little timmy lost his arms doing drugs. His fruity friends are upset with him about this.

sweet jesus on a bicycle.

Horton hears a who. Who? Who's on first, you dumb piece of shit.

Two drummers beating eachother off.

VOTE RON PAUL!!!

The one guy who's happy about facebook timeline.

Nigga what the fuck is juice!

Ahhh, see this here is a deadly sting ray, it could kill me real easy. I'm gonna get nice and close to it...

Ash Katchem doesn't want to catch them all?

An enormous yet cute pig eating a coffin with a human child inside (it's okay the child is dead)

A horse eating it's child, because GOOD LITTLE HORSIES DON'T PIDDLE ON THE GOOD CARPET!

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