Brony.
Maxwell wants to be like Wolfgang
Charlie quit as Maxwell's assistant
Somepony is bleeding from his eyes
A sign thay says "No fraks or long hair"
Human Fluttershy tells Angel to don't do anything they'll both regret
Daring Do admires her reflection in the mirror
Twilight explains for Pinkie that though she's now a princess, she's still the same pony Pinkie became friends with
Cheerilee is pregnant with Bic Macs foul, and is considering an abortion
Vinyl Scratch and Flim drank love poison and are now insanely in love with each other
Rarity, now extremely fat, is participating "Supersize vs superskinny", where Vinyl Scratch is the superskinny one due to too much drugs.
A brony says "ponies are cute"
Cadance is looking under the bed for some object, and it's obvious Shining Armour makes her do it so he can stare at her ass