A blooming rose speaking a language spoken only on distant planets and parts of Scandanavia

A jacked heart

A single, mildly depressed mother lulls her offspring to sleep with a story

robotic pimp dinosaur

A purse on sale

His power level must be over 9000

Man using a watermelon as a fleshlight

Gratuitous amounts of profound language

Cash is King

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Cowboy with a UFO on his face

A giraffe with a football-shaped head