One man's race against time to stop his dog being abducted by giant sentient jigsaw pieces

Despite losing on Family Feud, the sentient teapot and coffee cup still love each other

So it turns out 9/11 was ACTUALLY caused by Jesus blinding the pilots of the 747s. The conspiracy theorists were right all along...

In the land of sentient people-eating plants, the giant cat with an army of smaller cats is king

The Food Network's new show looks set to be a massive ratings hit

A boy is haunted by his emotions

A wise-ass looking penguin standing next to a dopey one. They might be from that penguin kid's movie, but I haven't seen it, so...yeah

Furry fan-fiction set in a noir novel

Self-evident truths can lead to wide-eyed gibbering

Angry bald man tries and fails to speak catteese, the ancient language of the cats

Walter White trades his Heisenberg hat for a more festive look

How French cookery programmes would look if the Nazis had won World War II