Santa butt-raping Jesus. Jesus is furious and bleeding.
teddybears on acid
Velociraptors having a tea party
realising you can no longer eat pot noodles all day long and not put on weight
Badass pissed off giant potato with a green hat and a gun.
A volcano erupting a box with "Bad Dragon" written on it, with a fork flying towards the volcano & a dragon chucking a fireball at its base.