Spy burns his hand grabbing a pan on the stove. Spy you idiot even Pyro knows you should always wear oven mitts.

Scout knows damn right he is sexy enough for them goth vamps!! Especially looking like Shadow the Hedgehog!

Object on your left replaces your favorite merc's main weapon. Heavy has replaced Sasha with leetle weiner dog. It thinks you suck socks.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S PYRO! >:D Hi Th0n3s mask still goin' strong! XD

"God speed, you magnificent bastard~"

"Oui.", says the Spy, as he deep-throats a baguette.

ENGINEER RETURNS IN A FIERY RAMPAGE UPON A BULL'S BACK SHOUTING THE REBEL CRY, "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW"

Lieutenant Bites (Soldier's pet raccoon) x Triboniophorus Tyrannus are the OTP of 2016

Medic paints Scout's nails as he is sleeping. Only at night is Medic able to live out his dream of becoming a manicurist.

Heavy impales his hand with a pencil. Nice job, Heavy.

Medic the Mars man is on Mars. He has no arms and wonders How he got there. I suspect it has something to do with Homestuck.

One of many TF2 artists informs Scout that he has no ass. It's flatter than a pancake that ass...