emo teenager tries to become one with satan but is rejected in a rather rood manner

Woman with low sanity is being pursued by the nightmares

sniper makes his own melee weapon by tearing off his leg, his teammates are frightened

Someone recording spy as the main antagonist in a drama

A monkey's phone

hell Whoops, the description is too short. How about a little more love?

brat is upset that she got a nerf gun instead of bob the builder for her birthday

get in my balls yello doge

Not Zelda

pyro as a home appliance

"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."

Ted the awakening