Mario discovers a murder seen, all we see is a closeup of Mario crying, saying his catchphrase and blood in the background.

mr.crabs got sponge bobs special juice in the eye

round skull in the sea, eyes gauged out,a pirate raid must have happened.

Cactus with a birth defect making the spikes grow inwards, the pain is deep. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A Chinese noble from ancient time agrees of the new pyramid hairstyle that the Empress has just gotten,Stylist agrees.

Space worms offer neil atrstrong some HIV, he calls houston.

Doodle or Die

Miss fluffy tail's tits are too big, she is overecumberd

latin curse words

pretty blonde

a snail with wings

rotten worm crawling in the nothingness

Naked blue hairded woman(also below), is getting drained of pee by a gold fish.

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