Apparently the person who wrote the previous description is bored. The artist is also bored. I'm bored too. We should all be bored together!

You have to become the chain to break it. You must transcend your earthly form and become a being of pure probability.

A confusing diagram detailing whether you should eat an apple and some asparagus or a lollipop and a male of african descent with no face.

3 beats the everloving crap out of 11.

A pirate t-rex plays the tuba inside of a whale.

A box.

Draw me like one of your french girls, but leave out all the detail.

M-MO [belch] MORTY WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE D-DOODLE OR DIE DIMENSION! STAY CALM DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING W-W-WE'LL GET OUTTA THIS SHITTY DRAWING!

It's orange. Head, torso and two legs. 3 black stripes on its back. Blood shooting out of 2 big ears on top of its head. Orange/red eyes.

JFK? More like HomeSUCK amirite?

A member of the red team is standing far too close to a sniper.

EXCUSE ME SHITLORD I AM A VERY SMART ELECTRIC-TYPE POKEMON