Whatever you do don't look at his gut

A man of wealth and taste

Sideways octopus claw

Darth Vader attempting to perform autofellatio.

Hippo rolling the ashes of a Jew into a blunt and smoking it

Diglet Dig Diglet dig Trio Trio Trio

Stalin needs pepto bismal

Bug at a grocery store

Ringo is under the sea

Canuck killing himself because he's the only one who plays this

Linda McCartney fucking everyone in the 1960s

Paul realized he couldn't play drums and bass at the same time to he took a shit and Ringo was born.