Ninja killed a man

Wolverine using his claws to slice salami.

Money doesn't grow on trees. Human limbs and organs do. At least on that one tree they do, it's a really weird one. Let's get out of here.

If you could only see the world as it really is! It is beautiful and on fire and awful.

And then theres this asshole

Don't worry. Someday you'll find that person who is perfect for you. They can't hide forever. We have satellites.

two men ponder why their campfire is green

sWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

tentacles.

driv·el /drivəl/ noun: 1. silly nonsense. "don't talk such drivel!"

Blue snake

swiss fucking cheese