Scientists have made a breakthrough in gun technology that farmers have begun to fancy: the gun tree (plant one gun, grow two guns)

Mr. Bee following his morning routine

Congratulations! You have been selected to compete in the XXX game show!

How unfortunate! The poor man's table is flying away with his fried egg!

Converse decides to spend his free time at his favorite place, the bowling alley.

The man is surprised that his friend will share his chips and fresh flesh salsa.

Cowboy baby takes a smoke break

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Sipping her juicebox, she observed the obese walruses.

Happy Birthday Turtle! Sorry about the cake, we could only fit 213 candles on it.

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Grandma: best relative (because she makes cookies)

New Chain

Yo Ho! Fetch me my cheese Mayties!

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