Thanks Bro! Probably would've fallen down those stairs if you didn't warn me!

Skeptical Flubber

Angry, fat man falling down a waterfall of tomato sauce

wormzilla attacks the village omg

I think there is a war between the US and some aliens goin on in space, where an alien is sad because their space ipad just.. floats away???

Get off the computer, you've been sitting too long

Whoa, Lemon, you gotta chill, man. You party way too hard!

Wow! Did you know there is a school in Newton, Conneticut? I had no idea! I thought everyone learned everything from McDonalds there!?!?

I see you like the colour red

Devil does not like the sun very much. He's way hotter than that bastard!

angry snowman. i would be angry too if i didn't have friends, family nor a house. poor thing.

Bald Sollux dropped his diamonds