Master Chef

A homosexual ninja asks for anal sex.

Santa counts electric sheep.

Pissing out rings.

Mario is struck by lighting in World 1-1.

New Chain

Shake it like a Polaroid picture.

George's son questions why his father pulled his own head off.

Ghost blows freckled ginger.

Peer pressure.

The guy was unaware of the other guy's body burying intentions.

A straight face.

You've failed.

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