The front page of Google with the word "hands" typed into the search field.

Badgers not giving a fuck.

A stressed-out strawberry, in it's moment of panic, spits at a much larger, mongoloid tomato.

The sun oogling a large-breasted blonde woman as she bends over to pick up a bow.

A gun being pointed at a crying guy with short, black hair. Also, the guy is crying and is wearing a blue shirt.

A giant fork sinking into the top of a giant apple.

A dickhead.

Super Saiyans Kamehameha-ing a plane.

A dinosaur with a sick idea.

A sultry madame.

Rainbow bug and a big ol' leaferuni.

Your favorite teacher pouring hot candle wax all over themselves.