This Dewgong is giving me bedroom eyes, man
Unnecessarily large noose
No one smiles like Ginger Gaston
Spock bein' Spock
Poorly translated instruction manual for an imported Japanese video game
Shirt-With-Skull available in two colors at Hot Topic
A gossipy Triceratops under house arrest
Spider-Man is cradling a kitty, but doesn't look too pleased about it
Bemused earthworm
The fish is starting to think that his masseur is up to something
The naval fleet of Palau sails the sea of blood
The post-it note I rewrite every day and slap on the fridge to remind myself