Doodle or Die

The United States of America causes one naked person to become many naked people.

Hitler is 50 miles away, and so needs a ride to battle Ash and his Pikachu.

Man kills deer with his p-shooter

Doodle or Die

Smurfette is shocked when grumpy shows up at her doorstep with a giant erection.

baby shooting the burger king

Grey fishman stuck in a bubble.

Spoilers: Her arms are actually hot dogs.

Man wearing sunglasses slams a jar of jam onto the ground.

Guy with headset and cap has no idea how to play this video game.

Twitching man is in desperate need of water! He's sweating it all away!

Ants are the secret cause of explosions.

The blue person-peg from the Life board game is embarrassed by how close the pink person-peg is.

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Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

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