(4 strip comic.) Man walks down stairs, falls, but saves himself by SHOOTING HIS LAZORZ, then he casually walks away from the scene.

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse have just been assassinated. I'm sure they're really dead since there's blood all over them.

Someone (off screen) saying "Sssshhh~ motherfucker" to a beheaded Minotaur with a flat mo-hawk covering his one eye.

Turns out, Jesus hanging on the cross made him reveal his true self, he was really an purple octopus-alien-thing all along!

A velociraptor thinking about complex math.

Half moon in the night sky thinks it's Pac-Man, and starts to eat the stars in the sky.

How religion works.

A tulip (flower) saying that stuff sucks.

The "M n' M" reunion party, every color is present. But a blue Smartie snuck into the party, even though he clearly doesn't belong there.

A sad faced "BE".

A sign for "Hot Chicks", with a logo of a devil chicken on it.

A train saying "Move, I'm a train!" to a guy walking in front of it on the train tracks.