Snails with the Dreamcast logo on their shells consummate their love.

Red, orange, yellow, lGreen, dGreen, dBlue and lBlue circles overlapping (quarter moons) from the bottom left to near-centre of the canvas.

What would Zelda do? He'd go fast... very fast, with his hairy legs and phallic nose. Hmmm, yes. Zelda goes faster - faster still. O-h Zelda

Japanese Donkey Kong plays a pinball machine. He loses... the fucking ape, with his curly chest hair and pectorals and... juicy biceps. Hmm.

Slenderman observes mating behaviour of a Simian and its gentile brunette victim. The Simian objects to his presence.

Crab people, Crab people. Taste like crab, wield spears like people.

Tom Hanks is stuck in a shit tank.

Russia and the United States play at war, knowing full well that the same masters rule either side.

Butchers are really just big babies, imagining that they're hardcore and capable of anything.

An upside-down Cuba confuses a black-widow spider.

The twenty-first century's man's best friend

The Zodiac takes up card games and sends the press a note detailing his new found passion.