Vampire nerd tries to impress with his beard, but the doughnut is not amused

A guy tries to get an erection, but thinking of women just isn't working today

Some kid with arms so short he can't even touch his "willy"

Donkey Konga

Just your typical zooplankton

A man of legend, who never has had a "the one who got away story"... his name was Master Baiter, the Godly Fisherman. Draw this fishing God.

An overlord question

Reverse frog dissection

When you look up at the stars, do you see someone looking back?

lolcat realizing nobody likes him anymore

Shittiest forum on Earth

Bisexual pizza face