When you untangle your earbuds, you are forcing apart their passionate and intimate embrace
Hot leg, leg so hot, leg so hot you fry an egg
Hey heeeeey.....*Justin Timberlake voice* BYE BYE BYE
In Arizona, cars are you hot, you can bake cookies or fry eggs
YOU FOOLS! IT CANNOT BE STOPPED, NOT THE GIANT BEE! D:
Ivan and Minas dream of giant onions and Spanish frogs
There he is, the man who drank 20 consecutive Red Bulls. Amazing, isn't it?
How To Not Be Edgy: A Book
the perfect way to relax after a long day of being a serial killer
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Ultra-rad super buff Dorito man skateboards into the mouth of a vegan eel, who is very distraught about having to consume a Dorito