The girl put on a brave face. She didn't need anything other than her bongos. She was happy to be alone. Deep down she knew it wasn't true.

Hello darkness, my old friend; I've come to talk with you again.

Happy Hitler drinking tea while anally sodomizing Bill Gates with a glass dildo.

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Be quiet and accept my currency.

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Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for many a long year.

Hey kids, always recycle – to the extreme!

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Warning: Prolonged exposure to facebook may cause penile bleeding.

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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