The girl put on a brave face. She didn't need anything other than her bongos. She was happy to be alone. Deep down she knew it wasn't true.
Hello darkness, my old friend; I've come to talk with you again.
Happy Hitler drinking tea while anally sodomizing Bill Gates with a glass dildo.
The penguin has to choose between money and love.
Be quiet and accept my currency.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for many a long year.
Hey kids, always recycle – to the extreme!
Derpy carrot
Warning: Prolonged exposure to facebook may cause penile bleeding.
Bald meth addict with glasses and a straw in his mouth.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Lady with a perm driving a blue car.