a guy having a bad day says the forbidden words: "well it could've been worse", and explodes

a boy in a dark room bleeding because he has abandoned jesus

dog eating chocolate

the green devil

a dead mouse sent to heaven

my favorite song by cage the elephant is ain't no rest for the wicked

a man going to church on a nice Sunday morning

spider takes A piss

derek stiles

guy buys an indie band's album "No" (exclusively record player)

Large Apple man owns a tree of his regular sized apple minions

pizza's drinking coffee after a long day of work