man tells female he's contracted HIV and she is now a carrier. she decides to suck his nose for some reason

half-effort sonic the hedgehog joke goes wrong when knuckles buttfucks him to death

young children play with liquid mercury and inhale the fumes having a grand old time

Doodle or Die

white dude wants to fuck some badass muslim black bitches

Why The Fuck is Shitting a Fetish wondered Officer Preferspiss

Uncle Sam wants Mr. Russia to eat a Sandwich but Russia wants to fuck a gerl a lot

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A girl is very aroused at the thought of eating macaroni and cheese during sex.

runescape man kills cow

giant dog hits the world trade center

runescape man

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this superhero uses her formerly male wit to piss on the bad guys

girl is hungry for food and also likely finger

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