The biggest tree in the world has finally grown into outer space, only to be confounded by the green Cheeto aliens flying in UFOS.

a man with no eyeballs eats a graham cracker while wearing a deflated pac-man on his head

a blue blob with a moehawk and red shoes blatantly disrespects traffic laws

happy yellow snails in SPAAAAAAAAAACE

An upside-down Triforce tattoo on an obese with four nipples.

A man's penis has been turned into a pink rhinoceros horn

gronic the Green Hedgehog skips merrily

A can of RC Cola with a straw in it's head threatens a man with a gun, who is so scared his placenta pops out and he dies.

Inky the Pacman ghost meets the incredible hulk. He seems turned on.

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Nicholas Cage with the Declaration of Independence.

a man wearing a pink ascot waves goodbye to his lover superman, who has flown off into the distance.

a lemon, Cartman's hat, and a pink blouse rest on a chain

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