He really wants to Falcon Kick you in the gonads.

oh my fucking lord this is brutal. where the fuck is ash when you need him

Hey..its me..you called about the drugs, man?

If only there was a way to actually be able to describe this.

The gayest thing ever.

Oh god..oh god...no..no no god no...its so disturbing...

You can't handle the emo.

"I thought I was throwing ninja stars, not four sided coats."