A STONED PIG IS STICKING A KETTLE UP ITS EAR

You stupid laptop, why won't you work? MY ESSAY IS DUE TOMORROW!

A blue pencil has impaled the letter a.

A Chinese stick figure is named Mong.

Person with bowling ball head is holding a piece of paper with a spiral on it.

New Chain

There's a spider in my asscrack.

Mr. Banana and Mr. Pumpkin wished they weighed as much as King Carrot.

A fly is about to shit itself

A decapitated head tries to wrap its snake tongue around a flame.

A turtle with an old man face enters a junkyard called Square Valley when he hears someone yell "Halt!"

A pink square with a face has a gaping wide mouth.

A man falling into a sunny-side up egg.

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