This guy on a gameshow thinks he's funny but he's not

You bite into a tomato but it's full of TEETH

Orange cat likes itself very much

Melted sunrise

Penguin's beak deflated

A heart cries next to a blue XD emoticon face

THE MAGIC KEY!!!!!

Sonic the Hedgehog will not do what you are asking

DANGEROUS RED BALLOON

Spongebob is lying on top of the word BED

Google Glasses

A weird little person in the corner looks up at a night sky and exclaims "I can't believe my eyes!"