a creepy german doll of a german girl with blonde hair, button eyes,and no beers in either hand, she is hearty, she is siting on a firestick

Indiana Jones and the fans screaming: "LET IT END,LET IT END,NO MORE SEQUELS SPIELBERG!"

If Thor, the marvel version, took place in a Hawaiian setting rather than Asgard.

you can take that bill and shove it up your ass... literally

when two people kiss so symmetrically they look like one person

dont you just hate when your heart falls out and starts spewing lemon juice

your girlfriend likes you because of your big balls and not your car size

Epona from the legend of zelda is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!

after the car crash, the high bowling ball was wondering where his burrito went

A veloceraptor in a top hat informs you that the circus is no place for the weary

Video Game Corruptions

tigger the pterodactyl really wishes he was with his friend winnie the dinosaur