Blah Blah Gettysburg blah blah blah blah slaves (either H;dd, or tl;dd)

A black man wearing a green shirt opens his letter, and is amazed.

NO! (literally, just "NO!")

Y u no think Adolf Hitler is lord and savior?

Imill break my hoods. (Is wizard)

President Barack Obama is wildly attacked by the Nyan cat in a sewer.

A fucking delicious looking sandwich. The mere looking at this makes me drool. Sweet Jesus, you need this sandwich. It makes my coat moist

Clown niqqa afro.

Women arguing.... Why aren't they in the kitchen?

That, Just That Ass. (G-String, nigga)

A man dressed in whitey tighties dancing with spoons on the moon.

DAT COCOON