its not about the salary its all about reality
A distressed man carrying Earth on his back
Kid's Gamecube controller somehow operating military satellite.
A bee with laser eyes attacking a flower
big green worm
an aids infested nigger dick raping a baby in the asshole until he explodes into a walrus
A man attempts a Resurrection through burning chocolate. Unfortunately it goes wrong and the devil appears, converting the man to alcoholism
Mustached man can't believe the truth.
Milhouse and Homer have merged
Flying goat testicles
a flaming citizen pickle
Stereotypical asian man with one large tooth
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