I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars On a collision course I am a satellite I'm out of control

Female with tits for eyes and a libra sign shirt commenting on the supposed awful taste of non present thing using l33+ 5pe4|<.

A preddy lil flowah. growin' out some cloudy bushes. like in mario. cloud bushes. yeahh.

Black cat with wonky lazer eyes. Shit ain't right.

Explodingdog.com trips on acid. Why is that man eating a frog. Is that even a frog? Kermit was a pretty cool guy for being so small.

Too saucy for Television. Too lewd for Public Radio. Too much for even the internet.

Purple cross doing pushups

Ants contemplate mathematical formulae written around a banana

Kangaroo makin' dolla dolla bills

An abundance of chocolate ice cream with a single maraschino cherry on top.

gangster mugs moses while crossing between the (parted) red sea

GabeN protests against his loyal fans fondling him

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