the walrus is pineapples
Demoman was bitten by the Heavies! CUT OFF HIS ARM!!
Medic gets angry at Heavy because he found a pregnancy test stick in his bird.
Be efficent.. be polITE *stabs Spy's chest with kukiri*
Engineer quickly tries to escape the sun by rowing a boat over the ground. Scout tells him this but Engie seems not to notice.
spycrab accidentally commited homicide. he sincerely apologizes.
Demoman took medic's bird and turned it into a mystery-meatball
gotta go fast- oh no scout's dead. he ran too fast.
anyone remember that zombie fanfic that made everyone cry 4 years ago?
Sniper laughs from afar as he blows Spy's head off with the Hitman's Heatmaker.
Heavy and Spy cry about the sandwich- for it has no tomato!
Scout's eyes bleed as he gazes upon the magnificent, sexy Heavy, equip with pink panties.
Dwarf Engineer is makin' a bbq