Sentient fish comments with a sarcasm, in response to seeing it's brain flow out of it's mouth.

New Yorkian gets high, assumes hot dog as the new christian Messiah. More at eleven.

And god said "Let there be Eskimos" and there were eskimos, then god stole the moon.

NO PEANUTS - Tale of man wanting some damn peanuts

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Polish culture

Somebody got their hunting rifle stuck in some fortifications, it may just be a dorrito stuck between teeth though.

a dude with a dress turns out to be two dudes, one is confused, the other is happy.

A humble tree

Edge of the world

I require no fancey in this doodle, Thank ye.

Clown roadkills the Yellow Teletubby

Two men of science interview a pyramid hair woman, left scientist's Tie is defying gravity.

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