Baby wants out of a bad crack deal.

Pigs can't speak English you idiot!

Red headed woman trying to pick a bro fight.

"No!" Says Captain Baldy McPotatohead

Don't try to bribe pink bears with tacos. It only works on brown bears.

The grey worm family are about to be obliterated by a household vacuum cleaner.

Blood on your shoe.

I'm okay with this birds nest on my head. No really, I am.

No Brian the Bee, don't eat children!

Marjorie's daily routine felt a little easier today. Maybe there was hope for a better tomorrow! Then she remembered that she doesn't exist.

To Xavier, becoming best friends forever with a pot of "motts" was the best thing ever. Little did he know of the pot's true intentions...

Large brown ragemonster uses a child's (or his own) drawing of a pig to hold up a broken coat hanger.