Oh no, a scary green monster that looks like the one from skifree.

Sonic goes so fast he leaves the planet Mobius and goes fast throughout the universe.

A very wealthy, but sad, African American Gentleman.

A down's syndrome bat

A gay guy on a snowmobile.

ur a faget

A guy with a really long nose that kinda looks like a dick, but prolly isn't.

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YEAH

A downy fox. I say "Downy" because it looks retarded. Ha!

A neckbeard holds a book that says "NGE" on the cover.

A pair of skis violently shoots a blue snowboard.

Batman's dead, the Joker Wins.